I'm sure most people living in the real world are aware the a cyclone killed somewhere between 50,000-100,000 people in Burma (Myanmar) this week. So what better time to post a lame PSA discussing the corrupt government and generally crappy state of life the people of Myanmar lead - all set to cute music and video of Kim Kardashian checking out her ass in the mirror. It should be said the PSA, also featuring Khloe and Kourtney, was made before the cyclone demolished the country. But of course was posted five days after the storm. Well sure, because waiting only three days would have just been plain insensitive.

Hef and the girls threw a party to announced that playmate Jayde Nicole was named Playboys' Playmate of the Year for 2008. Jayde of course will take it all off in June's issue of Playboy where you can check out her tattooed instructions for use of her crotch. One word - Respect. Google yourself up a little naked Jayde while the boss is at lunch. Here are some clothed snaps of the PMOY luncheon.

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Been ages since I bothered to post a trailer, but this one caught me eye. Bigger Stronger Faster is from the producers of Bowling For Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11 (though nothing to do with Michael Moore) - it's about steroid use. Check out the biceps on the dude in the very beginning. Totally freakish.

If this isn't a good way to start your Thursday I don't know what is. Eva Mendes is topless in the latest issue of Italian Vogue. You can always count on the European publications to just let everything hang out. Eva's photoshoot is a little odd though, like the banner picture where she's jammed under a glass tray. Or the picture of her sucking her toes. Those crazy Italians. Click with care as title Eva Mendes topless pretty much means, ah, yeah she's topless. So yes, nsfw.

I stumbled on this promotional picture a couple of days ago. I'm assuming it's real? It's a Paris Hilton doll* for your kid. What a great idea. Not quite as healthy for your child as letting them play with a zip lock full of broken glass, but hey. I envision a complete line of doll-sized accessories for little Paris - miniature pregnancy tests, Xanez, Penicillin and a little video camera with night vision to record those special childhood moments only Paris Hilton could teach your child. *(Underwear not included).

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline went to court yesterday to work out new visitation rights for Britney. There almost isn't anything to make fun of. Well, OK, lots really, but somehow Britney's managed to curb her nightly trips to Rite-Aid restrooms, put on a bra and stopped talking like a she's from another country. In exchange for her more 'normal' behavior she was granted additional time with the rug rats.

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After years in captivity the Tattooed Winehouse has been returned to her natural habitat. Immediately seeking shelter from nature photographers Amy squats in a bush perhaps tending to the call of nature. This chick's starting to make Britney Spears look like June Cleaver. WTF?

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