Real Housewives of New Jersey Sex Tape

This really is no surprise. The uber bitchy New Jersey housewife has apparently got down and dirty and filmed the whole thing. Uncensored photos of Danielle Staub from the sex tape are popping up all over. Hustler is said to be distributing the tape. Got to say Danielle naked is about what I expected. Those boobs are just a mess. Trying to focus on her nipples is like staring into Shaq’s eyes, you’d have to bend the laws of physics for them to both look straight at you at the same time. And let’s not even get started on the wonky shapes. No thanks, we’d rather stick with Kendra’s tape.

Adrianne Curry is Not Pregnant

At least that’s what the Twitpic says. Apparently boy Brady hasn’t yet slipped one through the five-hole. I’m sure Adrianne dressing up in that goofy-ass comic con garb isn’t helping anything, but at least she’s still got these underneath.

Cleavage Highlights

Jodie Marsh's Massive Cleavage Jodie Marsh is known for outlandish outfits and massive boobs. And make sure you check out her rack as she gets creative with a bra before implants.
Winona Ryder Down Blouse A quick high-angle, down blouse cleavage peak shows us why we all remember Winona Ryder for more than being arrested for shoplifting.
Tara Reid Cleavage What cleavage related list would be complete with Tara Reid and her wonky twins. Here’s Tara taking the girls shopping in a low-cut dress.
Victoria Beckhams Low Cut Dress Victoria Beckhams softball-inspired boobies have fallen out of the spotlights, but some creative pushup action makes the cleavage list.
Kim Kardashian in Underwear Kim Kardashians boobs have helped redefine reality tv cleaveage. And let’s not even get started on Kim’s ass (well, maybe later).

Rosario Dawson in Europe for Seven Pounds

I know Seven Pounds has hit the US theaters, but everybody loves another premiere. This one for the European release in Rome. Seems like good enough reason to post picts of Rosario Dawson and those giant choppers.

Doubleshot with the ikki Twins

If Tequila’s looking for a double shot of faux lesbian love, what better than the ‘ikki twins’. Vikki and Rikki Mongeon.