This really is no surprise. The uber bitchy New Jersey housewife has apparently got down and dirty and filmed the whole thing. Uncensored photos of Danielle Staub from the sex tape are popping up all over. Hustler is said to be distributing the tape. Got to say Danielle naked is about what I expected. Those boobs are just a mess. Trying to focus on her nipples is like staring into Shaq’s eyes, you’d have to bend the laws of physics for them to both look straight at you at the same time. And let’s not even get started on the wonky shapes. No thanks, we’d rather stick with Kendra’s tape.

At least that’s what the Twitpic says. Apparently boy Brady hasn’t yet slipped one through the five-hole. I’m sure Adrianne dressing up in that goofy-ass comic con garb isn’t helping anything, but at least she’s still got these underneath.

I know Seven Pounds has hit the US theaters, but everybody loves another premiere. This one for the European release in Rome. Seems like good enough reason to post picts of Rosario Dawson and those giant choppers.

If Tequila’s looking for a double shot of faux lesbian love, what better than the ‘ikki twins’. Vikki and Rikki Mongeon.