An outstanding piece of late night entertainment last night as Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher appeared on the Jay Leno Show. In the midst of the brilliant dialog came a conversation about Teri Hatcher's breasts. I can't begin to recall how the topic came about but she took the time to point out that she prefers to wear natural fitting bras that don't push her boobs up and have no padding, and likes to let them appear as their natural, 40+ year old selves. Riveting I tell ya!

From that came a short discussion on her nipples, and the cold environment they must both work in, which causes the girls to frequently stand at attention. This is apparently is problem for ABC, as Teri said they've spent thousands upon thousands of dollars digital removing her erect nipples. All of this apparently due to the weather and unpadded bra's she prefers to sport.

Now, I'm a bit confused. Considering the type and caliber of Desperate Housewife's, why is ABC bothering to remove Terri Hatcher's nipples? Wouldn't that be a plus? I mean it's not Sesame Street. Aren't nip ples good ratings? I'm sure they were for Jay Leno. I guess ABC likes em smooth.

Keep your eye on the breasts and see if you can catch a nip slip.