Daisy Duke Jessica Simpson appeared last night on the Jay Leno show to promote Dukes of Hazzard and perform a duet with Willie Nelson. She was also hocking a line of skin care products that are supposed to be 'lickable'. Jessica demonstrated a couple of the lotions, rubbing them on her arms and then licking herself like a cat. Interesting enough I guess. What was somewhat disturbing is that one of the products is meant for use on 'smelly belly buttons'. And of course it was lickable too. My question is who's belly button smells so bad that they need cover up the odor? What kind of stomach funk do these woman have brewing? If you're belly button smells, let me tell you, you've got bigger issues than a lickable lotion is going to fix. Hopefully Jessica doesn't suffer from this problem. But I'll tell you what would really sell the product. Jessica Simpson licking her own belly button. You could sell a dead rat on a stick if the commercial had Jessica Simpson licking her own body parts, particularly her belly button. That would be good late night tv folks.