This is one of those headlines I love. Front page news. Brad and Angelina went to a museum with Maddox to look at dinosaurs. Apparently to do research from one of their upcoming films. What's next - Tom Cruise goes out for a big gulp? I went to Starbuck's today. Why isn't that news. Oh. I'm not famous. Sucks for them I guess. And they say that Pitt and Jolie aren't dating. Whatever. When you start hitting museum with woman, that definitely means you're getting married. Everyone knows that. Especially when you can manage to get some action behind the T-Rex like I did.

File under Angelina Jolie.