You really have to love those celebrity fad religions. Reports are that Britney Spears will have a Kabbalah blessing ceremony for her new baby or babies nine days after their birth - in September. So how long before the induction into the church of Scientology? And what's the next fad religion going to be? I say we resurrect some crazy ancient shit where we all run around with dead goats on our back. That would definitely be trend setting. Any takers? Britney, Madonna? Don't get me wrong. Religion is great. Really. Everyone needs spirituality in their life. But if I have to hear one more fucking thing about Madonna and Kabbalah I think I may have to give up the public life and become a Monk.