There are a million different, very funny ways to caption this photo of Jessica Simpson at the MTV Video Music Awards. Let me start with just a few keywords scary, deranged, big head, Simpson at VMAs. What's clear is the Jessica Simpson is only wearing half a dress. What happened to the back? Is she not paid enough? I am hugely disappointed though because it appears to me the she put the dress on backwards. Maybe the entire dress was there and Nick jumped her on the way over like a pack of wild dogs. That explanation would work for me too. Whatever the case it might take more than seeing Jessica Simpson's black lace bra to make up for the rabid look on her man face.

File under Jessica Simpsons Bra, Jessica Simpson's VMA Dress.