Paris Hilton Lookalike - Why Paris Should be Happy

Tuesday, August 09, 2005
The latest Hilton saga is that there is a Paris Hilton lookalike running around. Paris' lookalike has reportedly tried to use her likeness to get her VIP treatment here and there and is even carrying a small retarted dog like the real Paris carries. Paris Hilton's publicist has said the star is "concerned" about the lookalike.

You know, if I was were Paris Hilton I'd be happy as a pig in shit that I had a lookalike running around. Basically it means that she could continue to do all of the stupid idiotic crap that Paris does and just blame it on the lookalike. That would be awesome. Like showing your tits to all of Europe on live TV - nope that wasnt me, it was my lookalike. Just think of all the horrible headlines you could avoid - "Paris Hilton cheats on fiancee Paris Latsis" - nope that was my clone. See it's perfect. Paris could get drunk and sleep with the ugliest dude on the planet and then just blame it on the clone. Even better would be if the Paris Hilton lookalike was a good person. Then the real Paris could take credit. You can just see the headlines - Paris Hilton helps the orphans - or Paris Hilton give a sponge bath to a homeless man. Enjoy it while it lasts Paris.

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