The 911 tape from Scarlett Johansson's recent car accident near Disneyland has been released. The best part about the call was that Scarlett Johansson could not identify the car of the woman that hit her. I know we're not all car experts, but I think most people could look at a car and pretty much figure out what kind it is. Scarlett had to ask the other driver and then still gave an unintelligible answer to the 911 operator. But I say, thank god they released the Johansson tape. I feel so much better. Safer really. As a matter of fact, after hearing Scarlett's calm cool 911 call I don't think I'll ever be in an car accident again. Although that probably has more to do with the fact that I just ran into a pole and totaled by car after trying to do 70 and write this blog while driving with my one good knee. I'm make sure and release this 911 call.

File under Scarlett Johansson Car Accident.