Move aside Michael. There's a new freak in town. I had previously thought that Michael Jackson was the most disturbing looking person in the western world, but I must stand corrected. The self proclaimed Ken Doll - Steve Erhardt now holds that scary position. Erhardt has undergone over 30 plastic surgeries, amounting to almost a quarter million dollars. And he looks like an absolute freak. Not just a freak, a scary freak. I think Erhardt is positively frightening looking. LIke a gay cyborg. What could possibly drive someone to do this to their body I will never understand. Erhardt, a celebrity hairstylist and makeup artist, must have absorbed the craziness from like a hundred celebrities and this is the result. Cover the kids eye's, the alien's are here.