Here's a quick weekly celebrity crap recap for ya. Filled with bountiful breast and bottomless idiocy. Hold on, deep breath. ready. Victoria Beckham should officially be named to the next batman villan - leatherface. In honor of New York's Fashion Week we've supplied you a lovely picture of Christina Aguilera and her nipple ring. Braless boobs are what fashion is made of. While at the gym I saw on TV that Eva Longoria, Star Jones and someone else - in between in girth - all showed up somewhere in the same purple and black top. That's funny eh. Not really.

Britney Spears has not yet had her baby, Heidi Klum did give birth to a boy. Survivor Guatemala starts Thursday. The first episode of VH1's My Fair Brady was pretty good and of course had Adrianne Curry naked in the tub. Those two will never last. Matt Damon announced his engagement to Luciana Barrosa, an interior designer who really will never need to work again.