I tried very hard to watch the Emmys last night. Whenever you get a bunch of stars in one place there's bound to be jokes to be cracked and witty observations to be made. But, man, these Emmy Awards shows suck. What is the demographic is viewers? Like everyone else I have my favorite's that I'd like to see win, but sitting through that award crap is miserable. I'm surprised there hasn't yet been a celebrity off themselves right in the theater. The MTV Awards suck too, but at least at those you've got half-naked celebrities to look at.

File under Emmy Awards.