It's our celebrity scandal recap. Just a few of the popular searches for recent celebrity scandals to lighten your day and make you feel fresh, and, well, just plain better about yourself. You can always feel good that you've got a better temper than Russel Crowe, and don't have to fork out six figures to settle a dispute for throwing a telephone at someone's head. And be thankful you're not addicted to drugs and in rehab, that's were Eminem recently went. You can be absolutely ecstatic that you do NOT look like Carrot Top or Steve Erhardt.

Most people would be happy to have Jessica Simpson's boobs but then you'd have to deal with everyone thinking they are fake. If you're going to go the fake route, we'd suggest you go all the way and get boobs like Pamela Anderson's, they'll always cause a scandal. But whatever you do don't get teeth like Hilary Duff's, cause you'll end up looking like a horse. And of course avoid becoming too skinny, like Nicole Richie. Our showing your crotch like Beyonce. or swimsuit cameltoe like Eva Longoria at the recent MTV VMAs. Poor Eva.

File under Celebrity Scandals.