This is the week where celebrities and designers alike gush over obscure and inaccessible fashion throughout New York. Which also means tons of celebrities in the same place, all trying to impress whomever. What this means to the average bear is Olympus Fashion Week photos to help make us feel worthless and badly dressed. In honor of fashion week I've dawned my traditional opossum thong and am feeling comfy as hell. Gwen Stefani debuted her L.A.M.B clothing line (that's Love Angel Music Baby). Gwen is set to take over the world and knock Madonna off her megastar power pop woman horse. Also of note is Sean by Sean Combs, including a coyote-trimmed leather jacket. (Again I've got the one up with the opossum thong).

Thoroughly under-represented at this year's fashion week is our favorite apparel shop Design You Can Wear. It's clear to me that the Hip Hop is Dead T-Shirt should have been included in Diddy' collection. Dead rabbit, dead coyote, same difference. The always hideous Donatella Versace was present as children ran in fear in every direction. The dead coyote from Sean Combs jacket looked better.

File under Fashion Week.