These are the kind of hard hitting stories we love. I've come across a few sites, Hollywood Rag being one of them, that have posted photos of Scarlett Johansson walking through an airport with her dog in a bag. It's so insane. How in the hell is this news, and why the F- would anyone care to see Scarlett Johannson with her dog in an airport. I know we post some stupid shit on this site, but it's astounding that the general population craves this stuff. Now if you take just a second to switch around the letters in the word dog, you get Scarlett Johansson photos with God. Now we've got something newsworthy. Until then put away the damn cameras.

File under Scarlett Johansson.