I went! Can you believe it. And no one there seemed to mind that I got drunk and threw up on a craps table. But that kind of ended the evening rather quickly. No No. Just kidding. I had far better things to do than attend Ashlee Simpsons 21st birthday party. I was really busy doing her sister. Damn, Ok, Lie again. What's got into me? I really did know someone that threw up on a craps table though. Anyway. I just needed a mind numbing post and photos of Ashlee Simpson's brithday party to fill in the gaps, but alas I've come up empty on the photo part. So really I haven't got much. Bummer again. As stupid as this post about Simpson's party is it's still smarter than a room full of Simpson's.

File under Ashlee Simpson.