Paris HIlton's Pet Ferret
Monday, October 17, 2005
This is truly one of my favorite stories of late. And, proof that life as we know it might be coming to a sudden end. Paris Hilton has a new pet - a ferret. She's been seen walking the fashion runways with the little rat crawling on her. The scary thing is that seeing Paris Hilton walking around with a ferret on her shoulder makes perfect sense. And further more I'm almost certain the image is described in detail in the Bible where it talks about the end of the world. Once an heiress Paris walks with the feret life shall soon end.
File under Paris Hilton's Ferret.
File under Paris Hilton's Ferret.
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3 Comments:
uhh...ferrets aren't rats, they're mustelids. They're actually carnivores and prey on rodents in the wild. Check your shit next time
I agree with Volute.
Ferrets aren't 'rats'. They aren't rodents at all. As Volute said, they're mustelids. They are also domestic creatures.
I too think you should think about what you say before conveying that ferrets are some sort of disgusting scavengers.
On a side note; ferrets are illegal in California.
Poor ferret. The look in it's eyes screams "SAVE ME!"
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