Leo and Gisele are done, again. Reports I read in this mornings newspaper say that they've split and it's rumored to be due to a mystery third party. Damn, they finally found us out. But now I no longer have to hide in the trunk of Gisele's beamer. My back is thankful, and as always, my front. I can't recall the last time Leonardo and Gisele broke up, but I think they did. But that wasn't my fault. Whatever.