The tabloids are a buzz with rumblings about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn getting engaged, or at least living together. And then you have some dunce on the set of Angelina's movie leaking news that supposedly Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are engaged. So the race is on. You've got to figure that each thinks the other one will look like the bigger ass if they get engaged first. It's seems Jolie and Pitt are all but ready to go, and recent photos of Jennifer Aniston with Vince Vaughn might suggest they are gaining ground quick. I think the thing to do here is to have a combo wedding Aniston and Vaughn, Jolie and Pitt, all at once. Hire Paris Hilton to dance nude on the head table and you've got yourself a hell of a party.

File under Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie.