Ashlee Simpson was check into a hospital in Japan after collapsing in an elevator. I'll save the endless jokes about going down for her fish lipped sister. Our prayers are with Ashlee for a speedy recovering and an emergency room switch up. We can only hope that some saki riddled Japanese doctor mistakenly removes her vocal cords while she recovers. Ashlee's already got her album done and just lip syncs anyway so there isn't much use for them. Oh, aside from screaming at McDonald's employees like a drunk monkey. Collapsing on stage would have been a lot more dramatic. Ashlee Simpson still needs to learn to play it up better.

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