Bikini Photos of Paris Hilton and Kirsten Dunst

Friday, December 30, 2005
With this post I'll sadly have to say goodbye. The Pulitzer Prize is mine and I'm leaving to work for the New York Times. My celebrity photo reporting skills have come to reaches echelons unknown. I proudly present a photo of Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass. And, to top that off, a nice photo of Paris Hilton in a bikini with her hand in her crotch. I will now pause for the applause. Hey that rhymes, cool. I have no explanation for these celebrity photos of Paris and Kirsten other than general comfort problems. It happens to everyone. Fortunately for most of us we don't have a telephoto lens stuffed up our crack when we partake in the scratch. (Not a pick, a scratch).

Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass in a bikini

Paris Hilton with her hand down her bikini

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWEET

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People may not believe this but I still think that Paris is not well rounded. I mean she didn't have enough brains to go to college.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris Really needs to get a life!!!!!!!!!!! And stop acting like a dumb-ass little kid

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you know....when hair starts to grow back, it itches.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is poking around because nobody will have sex with her

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she justs wants some good ol SEX

4:17 PM  

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