Yahoo Entertainment is reporting that Brad Pitt has filed legal paperwork seeing to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie's children. In addition the last names of the kids would become hyphenated Jolie-Pitt. The stars publicist has confirmed the story. You know, that's cool, but how about just acting like f-ing adults and own up to the fact that you are in a committed relationship. Stop the celebrity gossip and just give us facts dammit. You know were all just waiting for the news that Brad and Angelina are engaged so we can plan the mega Pitt Jolie Vaughn Aniston 4-way wedding orgy.

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