I'm behind on all this crap so I've got to do an all-inclusive super-post. Hold on. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had a baby girl named Violet. Jennifer Ganer was induced and gave birth Wednesday? I think it was. My memory is as cloudy as the smokey fog around Ben's paid Starbuck's guzzling head. The bigger baby gossip I read is that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly having a boy. Apparently Tom peered into Katie's stomach with his Scientology trained ultrasound skills. I give this one a 50/50 chance on being correct - Tom's skills (of any kind) and the sex of Tom and Katie's baby.

Front page of todays paper has Vince Vaughn being pulled over in Scottsdale, AZ for a driving 'violation' and also almost drunk. Apparently not quite legally drunk but enough for the officer to warn Vaughn not to drive anymore. Big Deal. There are some pathetic photos of Jessica Simpson looking like someone either punched her chicken of the sea lips or she got herself some collagen. That or some fun gone wrong with a belt sander.