This mornings paper had a blurb on the front page about Jessica Simpson possibly being cast as the next Bond girl. I claim to know no additional details of a Simpson Bond connection because I fell ill at the thought of that moron ruining a quality 007 film. My only hope is that they break with the traditional Bond girl scenario for Jessica Simpson and instead have Jessica elegantly dismembered by a pride of disgruntled circus Lions in the opening sequence. That is the only cure to save any movie from Simpson horid acting and overall aroma.

File under Jessica Simpson, Bond Girl.