Jessica Simpson has made it official by filing divorce papers to end her marriage to Nick Lachey. Simpson's divorce papers cited irreconcilable difference. We can only hope that NIck will get some form of spousal support so he can receive due credit for keeping Jessica Simpson alive and functioning as some for of adult. Nick is due millions for such tasks as instructing Jessica on the contents of a Tuna can and explaining what is a Bratwurst is. Jessica Simpons' incessant whining should have led Nick to file for divorce long ago. It would take a roomfull of strippers and cheap porn music to drown out Jessica's non stop idiocy, oh, maybe it did.

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