In an attempt to prove to the world that he is not what the media portrays - a white trash, hillbilly, lazy ass, free loading, no talent idiot - Kevin Federline has launched a website of his own. The gay Flash intro pokes fun at all the Britney / Federline break up rumors and tabloids then tell us that everything we hear isn't true and we shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. So as not to misrepresent poor Kevin I will quote from the official Federline website:

I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair....there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am.

And if you're really desperate to learn about a celebrity that shouldn't be one, you can even visit him on MySpace, where is has no friends. I think we should judge a book by it's cover and believe all the rumors. People who go to these lengths to try and fight in image or media story are usually trying to hide something, like the fact that he might indeed be a complete no-talent idiot. And I'll let you draw your own conclusions about Britney's sex tape lawsuit.

File under Kevin Federline's a nerd, Bad Web sites.