In the 21st century it appears that you can sing like a wounded dolphin and get nominated for a gazillion Grammy's. Mariah Carey received 8 Grammy nominations for her record The Emancipation of Mimi. If you've seen recent photos of Mariah Carey lately she looks more like a whale than a dolphin. I think Mariah should look into emancipating the big mac. Kanye West announced the nominations and was nominated for some Grammy's himself. Also, I love this photo of Mariah Carey being feed through a straw by an assistant. When I reach celebrity status I'm all about that.

File under Mariah Carey.