Sorry to cast a dark shadow on the holiday season, but it seems there is no Britney Spears Sex Tape. Britney Spears has called out the dogs in response to recent reports that a Pam and Tommy style sex tape existed. The suit has been filed against US Weekly for their coverage of the X-rated video story. Perhaps this is Britney's ploy to strike back after more recent gossip articles on the state of her marriage to Kevin Federline. The tabs have had a field day with stories about K-Fed being kicked out of the house and having his Ferrari taken back. Even funnier has been Britney's fans reaction to the K-Fed feud, which promoted a Divorce Kevin web site, which is probably funnier than any Britney Spears sex tape could even be, if there were one.

File under No Britney Spears Sex Tape.