This is the kid of crap celebrity watching that I love - I mean loathe. Damn who cares that Jessica Alba got a parking ticket. Don't people have anything better to do with their time. Do you realize you've wasted precious moments looking at this photo of Jessica retrieving a parking ticket when you could have been staring at her ass. Seriously what the hell is wrong with people. We should be far more worried about what Jessica Alba is wearing to awards shows than worrying about her getting a stupid parking ticket. Come on now.

File under Jessica Alba.