Honestly I wrote this post just so I could caption this photo of Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey with her trophies...and a TRL Award. Yes I know, it's boob humor and completely juvenile, but who cares. It is worth nothing that Mariah Carey has recently appeared looking like she weighed 8000 pounds, yet just weeks later at the awards she looks more or less normal. Aliens or a government plot? You decide.

File under Mariah Carey.