The National Enquirer, reports (I always love to start a sentence that way - such confidence) that Britney Spears is pregnant again. And even better she's going to have the baby alone! God I only hope that's true. K-Fed just seems like such a leech. Supposedly Britney's going to shack it up in a 42G a month house in Maui and deliver the baby with her feet, or some such thing. I'd love the hear the rumor that Britney built a trailer out back for K-Fed to live in so she could be rid of him, but still have him move the lawn, and occasionally trim her bush, if you know what I mean. I just made that up, but it'd be cool if it happened. What would be even better is if K-Fed impregnated Jessica Simpson as well. Now that would make headlines. "Britney Delivers Baby with Own Feet. K-Fed Knocks Up Jessica Simpson." Good stuff if it were true.