Jessica Alba is featured in a bikini on this months issue of Playboy. Seems cool. But Alba is all pissed off. Let me splain it for ya. The photo is actually a promotional picture for Jessica's movie Into the Blue. But Jessica Alba denied permission to Playboy to use any photos as part of their article on the 25 sexiest celebrities. Check Yahoo for the full story. Also the SmokingGun.com. And now Jessica Alba wants to sue Playboy for using the photo, claiming it may cause "immeasurable harm". And of course she wants some dough and a fat apology from Playboy.

Ya know, I've never heard of appearing in Playboy hurting anyone's career. Especially those people who don't really have one. The only thing I know about Jessica Alba is that she's hot. And, correct me if I'm wrong (and I never am), but her photo on the cover of Playboy only reenforces the hot factor. Hurting, I say, NO, helping. And before everyone goes nuts searching for nude photos of Jessica Alba in Playboy (because you know you're going to try), there are none. Sorry folks. Alba's not nude, at least in Playboy.

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