Let me sum up Wilmer Valderrama's appearance on Howard Stern - if she's a celebrity with a pussy, I fucked her. Wow. This dude gets the action. Wilmer Valderrama, who is on That 70's Show, was on Howard Stern's Sirius program this morning and detailed the many celebrity hotties he's banged. Wilmer did Lindsay Lohan. And Wilmer banged Mandy Moore - and took Mandy Moore's virginity!? And Wilmer F'ed Ashlee Simpson. Damn dude. Just proof to all the geeks of the world that you can still get serious pussy with a crappy name like Wilmer.