I saw a recent teaser for a story about John Kerry possibly running from President again in 2008. You figure that Bush has mangled the job of President so badly that the bar is beyond low - it's just laying on the floor for someone to trip over. Kerry probably figured he can walk right in the door. But truth is compared to Bush Yucko the clown sounds like a better alternative. I think 2008 will be the year to make history - vote in a women as President of the United States - but not just any woman - a porn star! That's right, it's time to bring the fun back to the Whitehouse. Celebrity Crunch nominates Jenna Jameson for President. Just think of the gala parties! Invite Bill and Monica back over and you've got threeway oval office action of historic proportions!