In the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone Magazine Nick Lachey spells out the demise of his marriage to nitwit Jessica Simpson. Basically Nicky boy got it handed to him:

He tells Rolling Stone magazine, "I'll tell you how I knew my marriage was over: I was told."

I can only imagine the roll papa-pimp Joe played in all of that. I actually thought Nick Lachey came off as a decent guy on the Newlyweds. In hindsight I'm sure he wished he'd banged the shit of anything that came across his path, or maybe he did.