I'm just quoting! Brandon Davis went on a full rant trashing Lindsay Lohan saying among other things she's got a fire crotch, smells like diarrhea, has a seven foot long clitoris and has freckles coming out of her vagina. Classic. Really the best thing about it isn't Davis' berating, it's Paris Hilton laughing like a maniac following him everywhere. She's so totally nuts. Who the hell knows what spawned the rant but it was damn funny. Not to mention this still image makes it look like Paris Hilton's tit is falling out of her dress. Which pretty much makes any video better. Which pretty much happens everytime Paris is in front of a video camera. Here's the Fire Crotch video clip.