Entertainment Tonight, the source of all things evil, had 'breaking news' tonight. A national radio station conducted a poll of listeners and 50% believed that the day Angelina Jolie gives birth should become a national holiday in Namibia. (or some such crap, the story was so ridiculous I'm hazy on the details, but it did air). All I know is that this is definitive proof that half the population is completely stupid, or drunk, or high. Now if you'd say the holiday should be called Angelina Jolie's hot-ass-MILF day, then I could get behind that, or on top, whatever she prefers.

File this one under People are stupid, Angelina Jolie is hot..