This chick is so baffling. What the hell is with these glasses? I typically wouldn't even bother with this, but they're just f-ing retarded. And the crazy hair. Nicole Richie needs to ditch the sunglasses, sit down, have a hamburger or two and for the love of god make up with Paris Hilton so we can see a Nicole Richie Paris Hilton sex tape already. For a little Nicole nostalgia here's a photo of Nicole Richie's tit ring back when she was pudgy.