Here's a photo of what might be Paris Hilton cameltoe at the Cannes film festival. I've hired the guy in the suit that appears off the right side of the photo to follow Paris around and point out any cameltoe that may appear. As you can see he's doing his job just fine. Unfortunately news is that Paris Hilton's album has been delayed yet again. Perhaps until September.  And here's a photo of Paris Hitlon's boob almost falling out her shirt. Which has nothing to do with her album, but ya know. whatever.