Kristin Kreuk
You need to know her, in the Bastardly way.

Paris Hilton at Canne
As stupid as ever.

Lara Flynn Boyle's Class
I mean ass.

Mischa Barton has an Itch
I can help with that.

Fergie Has a Sister
With really really big breasts

Kirsten Dunst in a Bikini
Canne snaggletooth swimming competition.

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Nicole Richie Seen Eating

Random College Chicks
Getting it on. Thanks College Humor