Pregnant Anna Nicole Smith's bump has been spotted. My question, who the hell of the father? Brandon Davis has joined team fire crotch. We reported the Jennifer Love Hewitt Playboy gossip earlier in the week, much to our dismay. But you can rejoice in seeing Vida Guerra and her boobs in the upcoming Playboy issue, despite the fact many flag her as a marginal Buttaface.

IDLYITW brought us Madonna has apparently befriending wayward Lindsay Lohan, perhaps prepping her up for a Kaballah conversion? I guess after loosing Britney Spears the Kaballah needs a new celebrity on board. If I'm running a first rate celebrity packed religion the last thing I need would be Britney on my side. If you're going to promote a religion, such as Scientology, then you really need this guy helping you.

This chick gets a boner from Anderson Cooper, don't ask me how that works. The renowned creator of the Lindsay Lohan fire crotch, Brandon Davis, may have entered rehab. Probably a good idea if you seen the fire crotch video.

Dlisted has a nice recount of the Britney Spears dateline interview with Matt Lauer. Some fantastic mind altering quotes from the blabbering idiot. If you want the press to leave you alone Britney then act like a god damn adult and start doing a few simple things like properly strapping your baby in your car as opposed to using your tits as airbags while the kid rides shot gun in your lap. DListed has a nice run down of some quotes.

Kate Moss escaped coke charges. Spiderman has a baby. Jessica Biel and a bag of crap. Beyonce gets Punk'd by PETA. Save Screech from Save by the Bell? Hell no. Peace.