Is it just me or is Mariah Carey really into her tits. Oh, wait that could be me, though not limited to Mariah, cause she's an idiot really. But everywhere I look there is Mariah with shirt open to her belly button with her cleavage on view. In truth I'm hoping she starts a trend. Anyway, so let's pretend Mariah's cleavage could speak, or in this case link, here's what it would say.

Jenna Jameson - Need I say more.

Toni Braxton's Gets a Draft - Up her ass.

Kate Beckinsale is moving out - Rocky marriage rumors.

More Jenna Jameson - I'm not saying anymore.

Thalia - El sexto sentido RE+LOADED

The Tony Awards - For the like 5 people who care.

Ashlee Simpson Killed a Prostitute - Just passing along the headlines.

Salma Hayek - The Cleavage of all Cleavage