For the love of god will someone please lock Paris Hilton up. This time the driving menace backs into a parked car in a parking garage and then leaves. Nice move idiot. It's not like the paparrazi where filming you or anything. I guess it's safer if Paris Hilton just sticks to parking in handicapped spots. It's apparently a misdemeanor under California law to leave the scene of an accident - or drive without your seatbelt on, as Paris was also doing - though we can't really call that action driving. Anyway I've got my hopes set high for a little jail time and some Paris Hilton prison sex tapes.