Note to self: The next time I'm in New Jersey getting a lap dance from an exotic dancer in a juice bar - pass on any offers for a hand job! The New York Times reports that Linda E. Kay, an exotic dancer from New Jersey had a 'crudely hacked hand' in a Mason jar in her bedroom.

"police say an exotic dancer at a nude juice bar had a severed hand, nicknamed Freddy, preserved in formaldehyde, and six human skulls

She was also said to have tons of weapons and a medieval mace. I'll leave you to figure out who the hand got in that jar. I'd love to say something funny and witty, but the fact that the hand had a NAME really says it all. Source