People Love Pirates

Sunday, July 09, 2006
Pirates T-Shirt
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest made $132 million in its opening weekend. About as much as Entourage's fictional Aquaman. The public's love of pirates is no suprise to me. A while back I got an eye infection from this stripper (don't ask, long story) and had to wear one of those pirate patches for like a week. People dug it. I can directly attribute the pirates patch to getting a handy in the dressing room by this crazy clerk at J. Crew. She thought it was hot. Also, if you're real smooth about it, asking for help with your zipper when you're going commando - golden baby. Source.

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