Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq to visit the troops. People magazine reports that Lohan, inspired by Marilyn Monroe, would like to visit the troops in Iraq. Apparently she's even trying to visit with Hilary Clinton, but as Lindsay told Elle magazine (and I'll quote this, cause it's f-ing great) "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous". LOL, ah yeah. But don't worry troops, Lindsay's going to make it. Let me quote again:

Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

Ah. That's great. I'm so inspired by Lindsay Lohan's awesome logic that I've decided to take up sewing so I can start hanging out with heart surgeons. Source.