It's clear that Britney Spears is spending way too much time with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. You can tell just by looking at that picture of Britney's naked crotch. They're the three crotch slipping muskateers. I doubt they could find one pair of underwear between the three of them, and would likely have even more trouble counting it them they did. Britney nearly slipped the full cooch recently as well, but that picture didn't show nearly as much crack as this one.

Not that this will really work, but people are sure trying: HelpSaveBritney.com