Britney Spears is reportedly taking some "R&R" at the Sanctuary Resort in Arizona. Gossip is that Britney has checked into Rehab after falling asleep (passing out) on New Year's Eve in Vegas. For folks unfamiliar with Sanctuary I can tell you it's not a rehab place, but a posh spa where you go to lie in the sun and do nothing. And seeing as how that's what Britney does anyway it's hardly news.

I know the whole R&R thing is supposedly code for Britney Spears being in rehab. Her publicists should have said she was doing something more believable, like cow tipping or shopping for a new trailer, or practicing shooting beer out of her nose, or squating without underwear. That wouldn't have raised an eyebrow at all.

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