Kevin Federline has 'beaten' WWE wrestler John Cena in a Jan 1st grudge match. I posted on this ridiculous crap before. Apparently K-Fed got some help from a 350-pound wrestler named Umaga. Umaga really sounds like a guy that would eat K-Fed in the ring and then crap him into a bucket in the corner between rounds - which is pretty much what I had hoped would happen, because that would have made the New Year bright and shiny. Kind of like this picture of Aria Giovanni. Click it, because it's not K-Fed.

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