I guess I haven't been following science closely enough these days. I had kind of thought the anti-aging thing was big now, but I guess not. It seems they've invented a machine that turns you into a hideous 90 year women overnight. There is no other rational explanation for Mary Kate Olsen looking like this. The pygmy I keep locked in my basement has more skin color than Mary Kate Olsen and he hasn't seen the light of day in almost seven years.