By now I'm sure you've seen this video of Paula Abdul acting like she was drunk. If you haven't then you're just not as cool as the rest of us. Paula Abdul appeared on the Jay Leno show last night and tried to explain the behavior. Which translates into - she rambled like a lunatic. Paula's explanation was retarded at best and frankly made almost less sense than the video itself. I defy any sober individual to watch Paula on Jay Leno, or that video of her on the morning show and tell me they think she's acting like a person with an IQ of 50. No make that 30. Yeah, 30.